Sunday, April 15, 2012

Life Lessons that I've learned so far.

1) Most of the time parents know what they are talking about.

2) It's not nice to cut off the cat's whiskers.

3) Do your homework.

4) When the flight attendant asks you to turn off you electronic device, don't be a douche, turn it off.

5) If you are dating someone that makes you feel bad for having a life before them, dump that person immediately.

6) Hard work pays off.

7) Three 16 ounce glasses of Guinness might not be a great idea.

8) Marriage is a covenant, not a contract.

9) Try as they might, one person cannot convict another person to change their ways. That job belongs to the Holy Spirit through prayer.

10) The Twilight books and movies stink.

11) Having a child does not mean life is over, it is merely the beginning.

12) Junk food is cheaper and healthy food is more expensive, which is a great injustice.

13) Where there is a will there is a way.

14) The government should not have to parent for you.

15) Cars are expensive.

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